Pretty much all the time, Longmont CO and everywhere else by dana Gonzalez Do you ever get the feeling your kids don’t listen to you? You’re not imagining things, it’s scientific fact: Newton’s 3rd Law of Utterance: For every action, there is an equal and opposite “Huh?” Baby animals listen to their mommies and daddies.... Continue Reading →
The Mommy Tree
My son, at a mature 11, has a more evolved understanding of the value of money and knows that it doesn’t grow on trees. It grows on Mommies . . .
A Man’s Gotta Have His Hair
What's wrong with Supercuts? You're 10!
Life on the Edge
Philosophically, I'm not a proponent of the Family Bed. At least not in the sense of making it "a thing." But sometimes the family bed happens.
Babies on a Plane
“If humans were meant to fly, we’d have wings.” Certainly this is true of babies, who, if meant to fly would have an on-off switch or, at the very least, a volume control?
Driving me Crazy
As parents we get constant, immediate feedback on our performance. Mostly from our children, who even before words and tend to be pretty straightforward. Chewing lunch and swallowing it might say “I love you mom, thanks for everything,” while the occasional upending of a bowl of homemade split pea soup could be loosely translated as “What did I ever do to deserve this and what were they thinking when they allowed you to be a mommy?”
